Clipping my toenails is one of those things that I only remember is necessary when I give my wife a smiley-faced gash in her leg while we’re laying in bed about to fall asleep. I go though my day, walking around, shoes on, completely oblivious to the little samurai ninjas growing slowly, patiently under my socks. Then, when one of them chooses to attack, I am reminded of their presence and punish the whole bunch with a circumcision of sorts. But this is merely a slap on the wrist that makes me feel better so that I can forget about them again. But they continue to grow. And every time I am forced to behead these little, silent terrorists, I dream of a day that I will conquer them forever.
I hate clipping my toenails.
Trimming my feet claws is similar to many things: drinking water, wearing deodorant, sleeping, stretching before a long athletic event. You may wonder, “how in the planet are these things all related?”
Well, I’m glad you asked.
All of these things are pretty much oblivious to us as we live our day to day lives. It is only when we neglect any of them for too long that we are unfortunately reminded of the importance of their role in our lives. I hate it when I forget to wear deodorant.
Blogging about this topic is, I know, stupid and pointless. But, I thought it was a topic that needed to be addressed. That’s just the way I was raised.